The Best Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
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If you are looking for some funny Thanksgiving jokes, I have some of the best Thanksgiving Jokes for kids here for you today! Pull these out on Thanksgiving day to tell to the whole family.
You can read through all 48 of them below, but I also I put the jokes on a set of printable cards for you! You can print them out, cut them up and put them on the dinner table to add to your dinner conversation.
These Thanksgiving jokes would also be tons of fun in the classroom. Read a couple each day leading up to your Thanksgiving break. Kids always enjoy a chance to laugh!
Read these jokes to each other as you get ready for your black Friday shopping or as you prep your meal with your family members. There are turkey jokes and pie jokes, pilgrim jokes, potato jokes and corn jokes. I even have some Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes for you!
I know these Thanksgiving jokes will help you have a great Thanksgiving dinner! 🙂 Whether your Thanksgiving day consists of cooking all day, ordering in, or running a turkey trot. These jokes will fill your day with some extra laughter and fun.
The Best Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
- Q: What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
A: They both have stuffing. - Q: Why do turkeys love rainy days?
A: They love fowl weather - Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: A pumpkin pi - Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in a band?
A: Because he had the drum sticks. - Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter “G” - Q: What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock - Q: What do you call a turkey that runs away from you?
A: Fast food - Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose - Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside! - Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play! - Q: What is the turkey’s favorite thanksgiving food?
A: Nothing! He is already stuffed. - Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing Wing! - Q: Why was the Thanksgiving meal so expensive?
A: It has 24 carrots! - Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on Thanksgiving?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. - Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims - Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush. - Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself! - Q: How Do you fix a broken pumpkin pie?
A: With a pumpkin patch! - Q: What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him! - Q: Why was the cook so late to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: He lost track of the thyme. - Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: The fruit gobbler! - Q: How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
A: He took the gravy boat. - Q: What do you call a sad cranberry?
A: A blueberry - Q: What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game?
A: Squash - Q: What is a turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
A: Vegetarians - Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing! - Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: A turkey! - Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
A: Drumsticks for everyone! - Q: What is the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth - Q: What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?
A: I’m so poured over you. - Q: Why did the corn break up with the potato?
A: It wanted someone with butter qualities. - Q: How do potatoes solve problems?
A: They mash it out. - Q: What is a corn’s favorite way to start the day?
A: With a pop quiz! - Q: How do sweet potatoes apologize?
A: They say I yam sorry. - Q: Why did the pie go to the dentist?
A: It needed a filling. - Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
A: pi - Q: What did one Thanksgiving plate say to the other?
A: You are so full of yourself. - Q: What do you call the one who ate too much and fell asleep after the Thanksgiving feast?
A: a nap-kin - Q: Why did the belt lose it’s job after the feast?
A: It couldn’t hold it together anymore. - Q: Why didn’t the blueberry pie show up for Thanksgiving?
A: It got jammed in traffic. - Q: What did the potato say to his crush?
A: I only have eyes for you. - Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of school?
A: it used fowl language - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dewey. Dewey who?
Dewey have enough food for everyone? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Gladys. Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving—I’m starving! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce give thanks! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Harry. Harry who?
Harry up. I’m so hungry! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Olive. Olive who?
Olive all the Thanksgiving food!
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